Monday, January 29, 2007

Improving the image of the alcoholic

Reigning Miss USA Tara Conner (photo) has emerged from a 31-day stint in rehab and declared "I am an alcoholic." Source.

This means:
  • Little girls who want to be beauty queens should become alcoholics
  • If she's an alcoholic, how bad can alcoholism be?
  • She did something really rotten and needs an excuse
  • Alcoholism strikes without regard to age, gender, or physical appearance

(Pick all that apply).

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