Improving the image of the alcoholic

Reigning Miss USA Tara Conner (photo) has emerged from a 31-day stint in rehab and declared "I am an alcoholic." Source.

This means:

• Little girls who want to be beauty queens should become alcoholics
• If she's an alcoholic, how bad can alcoholism be?
• She did something really rotten and needs an excuse
• Alcoholism strikes without regard to age, gender, or physical appearance

(Pick all that apply).